Dec 1714 issue of Glori du Roi has shown up and for non players here are the highlights & low lights:
1) As is our traditional number one highlight – No Russian shipping losses to report, probably because they are all in port and iced in. In fact to relief of marine underwriters shipping losses everywhere were very light with only 2 English and 1 French ship reported as lost. This one ship means the French failed to break the one hundred ship barrier but still finished in first place with 98 ships lost. Followed by Persia and England with Russia down in a lowly fourth place.
2) Russian may however claim most people drowned at sea following loss of 20,000 slaves in 1714 (sorry freed slaves given Serf status – think you have to be Russian to notice the difference). All in all 1714 was an expensive year for Marine Underwriters of slave ships since the Persians claim to have taken 37 French ships carrying slaves ie 37 x 600 @ average £33 each in New World = £732,600 plus ships if Persian corsairs elect to sale. Or the Shah could help his campaign to win converts for Shia Islam by returning captives of the French to tribes allied to Persia.
3) In England and elsewhere Russians were handing out awards to Royal Ladies. Also in England they were doing Christmas type stuff only in a a more and more Catholic style like singing in Latin in the Anglican Church. Something which may help Prussian attempts to get good Protestant English, Scots & Bavarians (Protestant Bavarians?) etc to go and settle in Brandenburg “Home of Protestant Liberty” according to the travel guides being handed out.
4) In France they were also getting Russian awards to ladies and Christmas type stuff. Indeed getting right into the Christmas spirit and in effort to reduce tensions caused by his take over of Genoa. King Louis XIV reduced tax on Austrian merchants to 10% from 50% and offered non aggression treaties to Venice and Tuscany. Which no doubts leaves the two HRE states of Milan and Savoy which touch on Genoa wondering what about us? Unless Louis plans to sign a treaty with Josef von Hapsburg covering his whole Empire and family? Since clearly Louis finds Josef to be the more reasonable of the Hapsburg brothers.
5) At Versailles Lord G said well done to Louis on finding his missing funds. While Louis XIV has now taken over mainland Genoa and diverted its tax income to France it is unclear how much of his missing funds he has made up from the contents of the treasury of Genoa or from the Bank of Saint George reputed to have been paid £5m commission for handling stolen funds. Or if Louis is anywhere nearer finding his missing treasurer (The Doge of Genoa remains a French captive).
6) Louis has now asked the Papal Auditor to look into the Royal Bank of America as the reputed destination of £95m sent on by the Bank of St George. The Royal Bank has offered its full co-operation with the Papal Auditor but is fairly sure it would have noticed £95m in transfers from the Bank of St George over a three year period. Oddly, following last month break-in at the Bank’s HQ a careful search of the Bank premises turned up a Bank Log looking something like one of theirs showing £95m in invisible writing transferred in and then sent to G nerchinsk for 5% commission. Which raises three questions for Spanish Bankers a) Why only 5% when they charge 10%? b) Where is the commission? c) If French Treasury claim to have lost £40m who owns the other £60m reported as laundered by the Bank of St George d) Who the hell is this G nerchinsk?
7) In the Holy Roman Empire the Countess of Hainaulte got married, the Elector of Brandenburg did his version of Father Christmas handing out toys and medals (What is it with Russians, Prussians and medels?), The Von Der Decken mansion got seized by creditors, various Germans got hot and bothered about how many troops they need to supply to the Reicharmee and the Emperor to be went to the Opera with his wife and two super eligible daughters and also did Christmas type stuff.
In Spain the Emperor Elect brother also did Christmas type stuff and went to the Opera with three somewhat younger Hapsburg Princesses. At some time in next few years the ministers of the Royal House of Hapsburg need to find five suitable bridegrooms, a fact of no doubt great interest to Catholic Princes in need of a well connected wife with a large dowry.
9) Cardinal Portocarrero also achieved his ambition to introduce universal education across the Spanish Empire and since it was Christmas avoided need to introduce higher taxes on Church due to influence of Queen Sophia.
10) More Christmas stuff in Sweden and Denmark plus further development of their Union with plans for a joint Diet.
11) Interestingly while Europe did Christmas stuff, went to the Opera and stuffed itself with Hirschgulasche venison goulash - a favourite from the Tyrol, and roast Mangalitsa Hungarian hairy
pigs. Also as a special treat, braised goat with Semel Knoedel dumplings. All hell broke out in Constantinople:
- Day started with Sultan Mustafa Oglu Mehmed II on the throne with 4 wives and 4 sons. After the Sultan eat something which disagreed with him so strongly he was dead within half an hour of eating it the day ended with one widow and one son presented by the “Palace” to the Grand Vizier and the Janissary Corp as Sultan Mustafa Oglu Mehemed III
- The Grand Vizier who’s power base is the Janissary corp would now seem to have the ever growing power of Russia to the north with a Czar who dreams of warm water ports and a black sea dacha. Hapsburgs and more bloody Hapsburgs to the west and to his east the great Shia Ghazi. If this was not bad enough he now has the Valide Sultan (new Sultan mother) and her palace eunch’s at his back with the Valide Sultan favourite Chief Eunuch Hasan after his job! Clearly a Grand Vizier job is not a happy one!!
Outside of Europe:
12) The Monastery of St.Modestos in Jerusalem is being restored with Russian money. It will be interesting to see how the Grand Vizier explains to his new boss why the most admired Ottoman by a long way (The Hopsdar of Moldavia) is the father-in-law of the Czar and the Orthodox population of the Empire normally look towards Jassy and Moscow ahead of the Constantinople. While the Shia third of the Empire worship the ground on which the great Iman from the line of Ali (AKA the Shah of Persia) walks.
13) After flogging their last Trade Station to the Russians the Prussians want the Asante King to give them land for another.
14) Daniel Defoe is working on a second work of fiction about how his boss Blackbeard saved himself from a terrible slaughter on Cat Island. The fact that the Spanish we spotted by a lookout and Blackbeard ran away very fast without a shot fired is not considered reason to spoil an account of roaring canon and flashing blades.
15) It is also being claimed that the infamous old rogue is going to turn Kings evidence against his rival Martel and convince everyone that Havana and other raids were carried out by Martel faction of the Brotherhood and not Blackbeard faction of honest Russian tax officials these days. This claim to be further backed up by evidence obtained by the torture of Mr Whiting. But will Blackbeard be be willing to risk a free and fair Spanish Court in say Havana to make the same charges? £60,000 reward V Spanish punishment for telling fibs under oath?