The July 819 AUC issue of AD Infinitum has shown up and according to Team Rome and the Imperial Press office everything is going to plan and on schedule. With the beloved Emperor Nero due to celebrate a triumph in the very near future.
If you a Barbarian player in Rome is Burning (you known who you are - Jason "I support peace, love, strong drink and Druids" 2) please stop reading at this point the above is all you need to know!
If you are a non player in Rome is Burning and want to know a bit more about the progress of the Roman Master Plan:-
1) In Britannia the Legions have now completed some really straight roads from Londinium to Glevum and from Londinium to Camulodunum. The natives are so impressed with these new roads that its only a matter of time before all the inhabitants of the Islands are pleading to be allowed to pay the Imperial taxes needed to fund roads near them. If they are really lucky they may even get proper Roman sporting venues as well so they can stop watching the uncivilized practice of Druidic Human sacrifice and watch civilized gladiators with sports betting and pickled doormice at the interval.
The press office in Londinium have confirmed that the expected arrival of Tribune Cordulo & Legion XXIII to give a push to the conquest of the islands is not actually part of the plan at all and nothing to do with the fact that this Legion is actually defending Rome itself against a Army Mutiney. The plan is actually to bring the Tribes into the Roman Empire by a display of the advantages of civilization.
2) On the Rhine Aulus Vitellius Legate of Germania has conducted a brilliant second river crossing and in co-operation with our noble ally King Radbod of the Frisii driven the hostile Bruceteri tribe away from the Rhine and into the Teutoburg Wald as per plan. With King Radbod getting the old Bruceteri lands which he intends to farm with Slave labour.
Of the 24,000 Roman settlers enslaved by Tribes who the Emperor and Senate wanted recovered none have yet been recovered. So Aulus Vitellius would seem to have three options a) Follow the Bruceteri into the The Teutoburg Wald where they have already mangled some of his Cavalry b) Convince his new ally to free his Roman slaves and get some more from the Bruceteri or c) Sweep the whole issue under the carpet and hope the Emperor and Senate forget about a few plebs.......sounds like a plan to me
Esp as the shiny boys & tourests in the Praetorians Guard who from the point of view of the Rhine Legions and their commander would have been the perfect troops to storm the fastness of for the Teutoburg Wald were to unimpressed with either German rain or the prospect of actually having to justify their double pay and do some proper work that they have staged a mutiny and are now marching back too Rome. Having declared some half arsed Gaul who happens to be their commander Emperor even though he has zero authority in the eyes of the Senate, Provinces etc and the current Emperor is still alive!
If the Guard take Rome and declare Quintus Julius Cordus Emperor even such an expert fence sitter as Aulus Vitellius may find a bit of discomfort in his glutus maximius. May even force him to decide if he is more concerned about 10,000 hardened killers in full very shiny white and gold armour or the influence of Trajan Mum (wife of Titus Flavious) the party Queen of Carthage?
3) On the Danube following his great victory over the Iazyges Sarmations and establishment of a Roman bridgehead north of the Danube and on the flank of the Dacian Kingdom its basically mission achieved and slip out of armour and into a nice comfortable Toga to tidy up the paper work and a few other minor matters for Aulus Decenius Germinus the Legate of Dalmatia.
For those more worried about possible loose ends than just bathing in the reflected Glori of Aulus Decenius Germinus the minor matters are:-
a) Win one great victory and idiots start calling you "Emperor". They may well mean well and its very flattering but it also plays hell with your relationship with the Government in Rome and makes huge amounts of paperwork as you try and explain to both the Emperor and other leading members of the Senate that its nothing to do with you and you are not actually a Traitor.
b) In attempt to calm things down and in good faith friends were talking about the huge benefits to Rome and the Treasury from the sale of 90,000 captives taken by your troops. Sadly the merchants have now advised that only 30,000 of your captives are actually likely to I) Get too market and II) Find a buyer. Oh dear yet more explaining to the Emperor, Treasury and the Army that not only are you not a Traitor but you are not trying to pocket 2/3 of the profits and only hand over 1/3 or a share of a 1/3 of the expected profits.
c) The nice bridgehead north of Danube looks like a silant reaching into Barbarian lands with the very strong Dacians on one side of the silent and a very deep and fast flowing river at its base. Its fortification and population will mean yet more cost and paperwork. Remarkable how quickly a paper profit of 90,000 x 1,000 denerii = 90,000,000 denerii just seems to vanish due to merchants commissions, natural wastage and write off's due to age, ill health etc and additional costs.
d) As for the defeated Iazyges after Germinus let them have their elderly and very young back (no retail value) they would seem to be a broken tribe on the move. Now made up of grandparents looking after the very young and a lot of probably very annoyed not to mention sexually frustrated (after Germinus sold all of the attractive women) men in armour on big horses with long lanes.
It was assumed that the Iazges would be forced to join either the Roman Empire or the Dacain Kingdom but they actually seem to be on the move with other tribes allowing them free passage and help. Which could either be they feel sorry for them or do not want to end up on wrong end of a Sarmatian Kontos.
Question now for a lot of Roman Commanders is now......where will all of this Cavalry find a home? Its a long way to go but the Iazyges are close kinsmen of the Sarmatian Roxolani and Alani and King Gtalos is talking up an alliance of all the Tribes faced by the menace of the Hunnic Confederatio too the East.
Even further and more distant kin would be the Parthian tribe, they may be off the steppe and head of an Empire in Persia. But one suspects that the King of Kings would welcome Emperor his long lost kin with red salt, fire, ref carpets and even new silk PJ & slippers if they bring him 9,000 cavalry. Esp as the King of Kings is already famous for his generous nature towards Jews, Druids, various Roman Senators like Quintus Julius Cordus, even the rank and file of the Guard?
4) In the East the Jews are revolting, Client Kingdoms are getting restless and the King of Parthia seems to think he is related to Mithradites of Pontos rather than Mithradites (I to IV) of Parthia however the great legate of Syria, Cestius Gallus says its all going to plan and on schedule.
Assume this means that Asia Minor is easy enough to get into but very hard to get out off when the river crossings and passes are guarded so we grind the invaders down with skirmishing tactics in Asia Minor and when they turn back home with their loot we bring them to battle in a pass or river crossing and destroy them. Then make up for the damage done to Roman tax revenue from Asia by "contributions" from the Jewish temple as its well known to be packed full of gold.