Words pot, keatle and black come to mind ref the HWIC but I think the sack of Havanna has left current Spanish Government scarred for life.
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G7 - France vs. England
Stuart Bailey- Emperor of Europe
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Answer to above................The Spanish & the HWIC seem to think both of them are pirate factions. So whoever wins could then get hit by a "police" action to take out infamous pirate nests like Charles Town and York Town.
Words pot, keatle and black come to mind ref the HWIC but I think the sack of Havanna has left current Spanish Government scarred for life.
Words pot, keatle and black come to mind ref the HWIC but I think the sack of Havanna has left current Spanish Government scarred for life.
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Stuart Bailey wrote:On subject of filthy papists ............what have the Jacobites and the Sons of Liberty got in Common?
One is a stinking american, and one is played by one?
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The Sons of Liberty have hit Russian shipping in the America's tut tut. This bear, when the vodka haze clears has a long memory
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Well. So far I can assure you all of another interesting set of events in England next turn. But in these times of X Factor, Big Brother and Postal Voting, I'm interested to here what you, the ex-players, commentators and current players would like to see England doing next.
Not that it necessarily will, and of course not to influence the game (or break game rules). But I'm always open to your thoughts. Even the 'Hang the fiend' thoughts
Not that it necessarily will, and of course not to influence the game (or break game rules). But I'm always open to your thoughts. Even the 'Hang the fiend' thoughts
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The Real John Churchill wrote:I'm interested to here what you, the ex-players, commentators and current players would like to see England doing next.
An odd question to throw open to general discussion, but a tremendous challenge and one I'll struggle to resist.
Trying to answer from your viewpoint is very difficult given I consider you have no right to rule England having betrayed your charge and allied yourself with heretics. One option would be to throw yourself on the mercy of King James, but I doubt that would work. A second option which should achieve the same result is for you to shoot yourself. Assuming neither of these options appeals, the obvious practical thing would be to stick very closely to UDP no matter what happens. Any hint of you changing sides again or even weakening on the path you have chosen would almost certainly lead to you meeting the same fate as King James the Martyr by anyone you trust to distance themselves from your actions. Ultimately this means doing whatever William (and UDP) wants, capitulating and effectively turning England into a UDP colony. Of course, how popular this course of action would be in the longer term is open to question as you would be betraying your country.
The best course of action may simply be to wait and see what other players allow you to do. Then you can be the opportunist and exploit those game lines to try and find a way to salvage something for yourself. I think you should recognise that by your action you have lost the initiative. You played what you thought were the strongest cards you had and now hold a very poor hand indeed; the best you can do is hope that others make mistakes and then with luck capitalise on them.
I thought I was unpopular in the game, but even my most vocal opponents would have to admit that I always behaved honourably. I could defend myself against anti-French propaganda by using historical/legal argument and from the evidence of my behaviour. My allies knew they could trust me. You don't have those options unless your allies give them to you. You can't defend what you have done as it is clear from the newspaper that your allies are revolted by your actions. And if they aren't then their nobles are, so if they try to remain supportive of you, their own honour and support within their own countries will suffer. That is a big ask to make of any ally, to sacrifice their own interests for you, particularly given the effect over multiple turns on their game experience.
If King James was NPC or played by an idiot then you might get away with apathy, but with Deacon against you I suspect he will be a very tough opponent who will make the most of all the opportunities he can create. When (not if) the Pope condemns your actions, that condemnation will make it very difficult for any Catholic country to support you. If they try then those who supported the church will be hit worst. Though it isn't what you or certain players have accepted yet, I consider the biggest risk is to Spain - led by a Cardinal, but supportive of the Hapsburgs. If Austria continues to support you (either directly or indirectly), can Spain continue to support Austria? I don't see how. It would create an open door for the church to ally with the Spanish Bourbons (and France) which would split Spain down the middle. Of course, Cardinal Portocarerro could resign from leading Spain, but I don't see how in conscience a Cardinal can disobey the Pope when to do so means supporting the murder of a Catholic martyr. Very rough on the Spanish Hapsburgs, but I guess you didn't think of the future when you murdered a Catholic King.
You've certainly opened the game up to lots of different possibilities and achieved more in 3 months than I did in 3 years
Trying to answer from your viewpoint is very difficult given I consider you have no right to rule England having betrayed your charge and allied yourself with heretics. One option would be to throw yourself on the mercy of King James, but I doubt that would work. A second option which should achieve the same result is for you to shoot yourself. Assuming neither of these options appeals, the obvious practical thing would be to stick very closely to UDP no matter what happens. Any hint of you changing sides again or even weakening on the path you have chosen would almost certainly lead to you meeting the same fate as King James the Martyr by anyone you trust to distance themselves from your actions. Ultimately this means doing whatever William (and UDP) wants, capitulating and effectively turning England into a UDP colony. Of course, how popular this course of action would be in the longer term is open to question as you would be betraying your country.
The best course of action may simply be to wait and see what other players allow you to do. Then you can be the opportunist and exploit those game lines to try and find a way to salvage something for yourself. I think you should recognise that by your action you have lost the initiative. You played what you thought were the strongest cards you had and now hold a very poor hand indeed; the best you can do is hope that others make mistakes and then with luck capitalise on them.
I thought I was unpopular in the game, but even my most vocal opponents would have to admit that I always behaved honourably. I could defend myself against anti-French propaganda by using historical/legal argument and from the evidence of my behaviour. My allies knew they could trust me. You don't have those options unless your allies give them to you. You can't defend what you have done as it is clear from the newspaper that your allies are revolted by your actions. And if they aren't then their nobles are, so if they try to remain supportive of you, their own honour and support within their own countries will suffer. That is a big ask to make of any ally, to sacrifice their own interests for you, particularly given the effect over multiple turns on their game experience.
If King James was NPC or played by an idiot then you might get away with apathy, but with Deacon against you I suspect he will be a very tough opponent who will make the most of all the opportunities he can create. When (not if) the Pope condemns your actions, that condemnation will make it very difficult for any Catholic country to support you. If they try then those who supported the church will be hit worst. Though it isn't what you or certain players have accepted yet, I consider the biggest risk is to Spain - led by a Cardinal, but supportive of the Hapsburgs. If Austria continues to support you (either directly or indirectly), can Spain continue to support Austria? I don't see how. It would create an open door for the church to ally with the Spanish Bourbons (and France) which would split Spain down the middle. Of course, Cardinal Portocarerro could resign from leading Spain, but I don't see how in conscience a Cardinal can disobey the Pope when to do so means supporting the murder of a Catholic martyr. Very rough on the Spanish Hapsburgs, but I guess you didn't think of the future when you murdered a Catholic King.
You've certainly opened the game up to lots of different possibilities and achieved more in 3 months than I did in 3 years
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Well RKL. Strong thoughts as always. Thanks very much.
I can't promise anything, but we'll see what Santa Churchill brings.
I can't promise anything, but we'll see what Santa Churchill brings.
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Hmmm, as I've followed Deacon and taken the plunge (anyone want my leftover popcorn?) I maybe shouldn't say anything...but...don't do anything rash just yet
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I can think of more options than RKL, and I don't think your situation is as hopeless as he does, but I hope you'll forgive me for not offering you any advice .
Oh, wait, I can offer you some advice: Keep it interesting!
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Dear Mr John Churchill - stuck between a Catholic rock and Protestant hard place ? The Orthodox Church opens its arms to you.
First order of business in Parliament ?....."The Beard Act of 1706" - whereby all men over the age of TEN (!) have to grow a full beard or pay a fine to remain clean shaven.
Next comes "The Vodka Act of 1706" - throw out all those breweries, stop drinking that alcho-pop ale and hit the hard stuff.
Before you know it, you'll be attending great parties, learning funny new dances and riding around on little steppe ponies.
There is no better (G7 world) life
First order of business in Parliament ?....."The Beard Act of 1706" - whereby all men over the age of TEN (!) have to grow a full beard or pay a fine to remain clean shaven.
Next comes "The Vodka Act of 1706" - throw out all those breweries, stop drinking that alcho-pop ale and hit the hard stuff.
Before you know it, you'll be attending great parties, learning funny new dances and riding around on little steppe ponies.
There is no better (G7 world) life
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What should England Do Next
Since everyone else is having a say my view is that the English player(s) need to decide if the good old cause is reborn and England is now a 1650's Military Dictatorship lead by rabid anti Catholic's like the mob who smashed up a papist bank in Charles Town. Or if they still wish to be a sort of democracy based on Parliament?
If the later then are we not due an election?
Without massive player character intervention I would assume that the Duke of Marlborough's extreme actions have split the Whigs and the Tory party who are united, pissed off and have the support of the Anglican Bishops will sweep the Shires and win the election.
Real John Churchill becomes Real John Harley??
With Churchill's political rivals in charge I think the good Duke probably needs to take a long Holiday out of the country or face impeachment. I suggest service with Charles of Sweden a fellow protestant pycho who needs every man with a ready blade he can muster.
Ok, this brings the political fall of the Duke and the Whigs forward about 7 years but in the circumstances it does not seem unreasonable. And with Churchill out of the way England may have lost its best general but it may become a tad more acceptable in polite company.
Apart from that I suggest England needs to be scared, very very scared!!!!! I for one am really looking forward to reading Deacon's speaches to 100,000 Franco-Jacobite troops as he whips them up to assault London.
Great !!!!! this is what we want...........down with dusty Latin text.......out with the cold steel........I am so you could knock me down with a rabid ferret in leather gear.
PS The RKL seems to think Spain needs to hate France or England and the two are mutually exclusive. I see no reason why Spain can not equally hate 1) France for being well French & Bourbon and spending the last 60 years pinching its land burning down Barcelona etc 2) England for being Heretic King Killers and pinching Jamaca 3) The Ottomans for being well Ottomans & Islamic 4) The Navaho for pinching Spanish cows 5) The Sons of Liberty for wrecking banks 6) Blackbeard & the Jacobites for being pirates 7) Need I go on?
If the later then are we not due an election?
Without massive player character intervention I would assume that the Duke of Marlborough's extreme actions have split the Whigs and the Tory party who are united, pissed off and have the support of the Anglican Bishops will sweep the Shires and win the election.
Real John Churchill becomes Real John Harley??
With Churchill's political rivals in charge I think the good Duke probably needs to take a long Holiday out of the country or face impeachment. I suggest service with Charles of Sweden a fellow protestant pycho who needs every man with a ready blade he can muster.
Ok, this brings the political fall of the Duke and the Whigs forward about 7 years but in the circumstances it does not seem unreasonable. And with Churchill out of the way England may have lost its best general but it may become a tad more acceptable in polite company.
Apart from that I suggest England needs to be scared, very very scared!!!!! I for one am really looking forward to reading Deacon's speaches to 100,000 Franco-Jacobite troops as he whips them up to assault London.
Great !!!!! this is what we want...........down with dusty Latin text.......out with the cold steel........I am so you could knock me down with a rabid ferret in leather gear.
PS The RKL seems to think Spain needs to hate France or England and the two are mutually exclusive. I see no reason why Spain can not equally hate 1) France for being well French & Bourbon and spending the last 60 years pinching its land burning down Barcelona etc 2) England for being Heretic King Killers and pinching Jamaca 3) The Ottomans for being well Ottomans & Islamic 4) The Navaho for pinching Spanish cows 5) The Sons of Liberty for wrecking banks 6) Blackbeard & the Jacobites for being pirates 7) Need I go on?
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Lol. Thanks Count. The Vodka Act sounds appealing
And thanks Deacon & Jason. Welcome to the game, both of you.
And thanks Stuart. Interesting.
Not looking for advice as much as a 'wish list'. There is a plan, albeit if finding James II's manner of passage tacky, it will be far less palatable for some tastes. But I do enjoy the feedback, suggestions, insults and well...death threats.
And thanks Deacon & Jason. Welcome to the game, both of you.
And thanks Stuart. Interesting.
Not looking for advice as much as a 'wish list'. There is a plan, albeit if finding James II's manner of passage tacky, it will be far less palatable for some tastes. But I do enjoy the feedback, suggestions, insults and well...death threats.
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Hah............call those death threats!! In the G2 the Sultan and his loyal boot boy and cup holder in Rumelia & Egypt had a standard/formal death threat which took up about 20 lines in the paper and if you were really really popular came attached to the head of your messenger.
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Stuart Bailey wrote:The RKL seems to think Spain needs to hate France or England and the two are mutually exclusive.
Not so. Spain is free to hate anyone it wants to. All I pointed out is that as a Cardinal, representing His Most Catholic Majesty, it is very hard for him to take a position opposing the Catholic Church. I don't think that is a very controversial statement! If, as I expect, the Pope is somewhat critical of Churchill it makes it hard for Spain to remain allied to those who support Churchill. Depending on the severity of the criticism it may also cause internal problems for any Catholic nation who intends to stay neutral.
Your comment seems to suggest that Spain is hostile to France which seems to ignore the fact that Spain remained at peace with France certainly until I left. Uncooperative and not one to miss a trick to cause trouble, but not hostile.
Jason - welcome to the game, I'm sure you'll enjoy getting thrown into the middle of this whichever nation you have decided to try.
I agree that some kind of an election seems necessary, but for some reason Churchill can't get near Parliament to call one. Could it be they don't trust him?
A military takeover of England as Stuart suggests would be one way to bypass political stalemate, and no doubt fun for commentators, but if I remember rightly the rule of the Major Generals turned the people so much against republicanism that they restored the House of Stuart. It would be rather ironic if Churchill chose the same path and ended up with the same results!
Your comment seems to suggest that Spain is hostile to France which seems to ignore the fact that Spain remained at peace with France certainly until I left. Uncooperative and not one to miss a trick to cause trouble, but not hostile.
Jason - welcome to the game, I'm sure you'll enjoy getting thrown into the middle of this whichever nation you have decided to try.
I agree that some kind of an election seems necessary, but for some reason Churchill can't get near Parliament to call one. Could it be they don't trust him?
A military takeover of England as Stuart suggests would be one way to bypass political stalemate, and no doubt fun for commentators, but if I remember rightly the rule of the Major Generals turned the people so much against republicanism that they restored the House of Stuart. It would be rather ironic if Churchill chose the same path and ended up with the same results!
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That would be a rich irony. Though to start that, he'd need to kill the guy he just crowned King William.
Will Churchill goes for the Regicide double-play? We all wait with great anticipation!
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Who knows?
I guess he could play the raving lunatic card and kill everybody, in which case you're quite right, Deacon, he does have more options than I considered
I guess he could play the raving lunatic card and kill everybody, in which case you're quite right, Deacon, he does have more options than I considered
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Stuart wrote "PS The RKL seems to think Spain needs to hate France or England and the two are mutually exclusive. I see no reason why Spain can not equally hate 1) France for being well French & Bourbon and spending the last 60 years pinching its land burning down Barcelona etc 2) England for being Heretic King Killers and pinching Jamaca 3) The Ottomans for being well Ottomans & Islamic 4) The Navaho for pinching Spanish cows 5) The Sons of Liberty for wrecking banks 6) Blackbeard & the Jacobites for being pirates 7) Need I go on?"
Stuart you usually do go on but dont spare us - you always raise a smile. I want you on my side in the next Mega-Npoleonic Battles game ... unless you are Russian and at Borodino
Stuart you usually do go on but dont spare us - you always raise a smile. I want you on my side in the next Mega-Npoleonic Battles game ... unless you are Russian and at Borodino
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Deacon and Jason welcome to this quiet little world Having enjoyed your posts here and elsewhere I think G7 will go from strength to strength.
If the RKL wont be tempted back to France then please oh please let Jason go to France!
By the way J - I'll have your popcorn and as for 'rash' .... this game's gone to the dogs. For example RKL's 100yr plan vs several English administrations..... and Stuarts view of the Swedes supports rash as does the Sons peacemaking offer. So thank whichever god(s) that the Ottomans and the Chinese have left the squabbling little Europeans alone to become emmired in thier own filth as they build up their strength.
Now, oh hordes: Now is the time to strike! (wasnt there a rumour of Chinese involvment in the Great Bank of England scandal 'last year'?)
If the RKL wont be tempted back to France then please oh please let Jason go to France!
By the way J - I'll have your popcorn and as for 'rash' .... this game's gone to the dogs. For example RKL's 100yr plan vs several English administrations..... and Stuarts view of the Swedes supports rash as does the Sons peacemaking offer. So thank whichever god(s) that the Ottomans and the Chinese have left the squabbling little Europeans alone to become emmired in thier own filth as they build up their strength.
Now, oh hordes: Now is the time to strike! (wasnt there a rumour of Chinese involvment in the Great Bank of England scandal 'last year'?)
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Thanks again for all the suggestions/comments - I don't know if you are fans of Blackadder but I give you this quote from a favourite episode of mine; where he is receiving advice (which mirrors some on this forum) on a problem;
W: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning plans to cure thy ailment.
E: Oh good.
W: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
E: Never.
W: Then try the second. Kill your self!
E: And the third?
W: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
E: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
W: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha ...
W: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning plans to cure thy ailment.
E: Oh good.
W: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
E: Never.
W: Then try the second. Kill your self!
E: And the third?
W: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
E: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
W: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha ...
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Worryingly, ever since you asked the question yesterday, that scene has been playing in my head
You could consider emigrating, I hear North America is lovely this time of year and the natives warm and welcoming!
You could consider emigrating, I hear North America is lovely this time of year and the natives warm and welcoming!
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I've always had a special attraction to Paris now you mention.....
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I'm sure La Hotel Bastille has some vacancies and perhaps if you ask them nicely the French government will pay for your board and lodgings
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Sounds like it could be hotting up even more? RJC (Blackadderesque) and who did if it wasnt the Chinese. Jason (oh, you could so be France) and no reply from Stuart and TRKL yet!!
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You know...the whole "Killing King James" does sound a bit like one of Baldrick's cunning plans...
Regor-would be unfair I guess to reveal who I am until the next turn is out...
Regor-would be unfair I guess to reveal who I am until the next turn is out...
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Haha, in real life a roof top apartment over looking the Bastille has long been a dream - how ironic if I get that in the game.....
Well, when the English Bank collapsed I initially assumed it was RKL, but understand that it wasn't him either (it didn't fit his way of doing things anyway).
To be honest there are so many 'influences' in England that it could have been anyone. However, I took England knowing it would be an enourmous challenge as it was the 'rope' in a much larger tug of war. But my overall aim is to protect England, by whatever means are needed.
Truth be told, MY (not JC's) problem is not my opponents or even the reactions of Parliament etc.
MY problem is enjoying adding 'colour' to the game rather than following the easiest course - and nothing adds more colour than the occaisional outrageous act.
So, new players and current - I apologise in advance, but I will probably do something outrageous again sooner or later - probably sooner
Well, when the English Bank collapsed I initially assumed it was RKL, but understand that it wasn't him either (it didn't fit his way of doing things anyway).
To be honest there are so many 'influences' in England that it could have been anyone. However, I took England knowing it would be an enourmous challenge as it was the 'rope' in a much larger tug of war. But my overall aim is to protect England, by whatever means are needed.
Truth be told, MY (not JC's) problem is not my opponents or even the reactions of Parliament etc.
MY problem is enjoying adding 'colour' to the game rather than following the easiest course - and nothing adds more colour than the occaisional outrageous act.
So, new players and current - I apologise in advance, but I will probably do something outrageous again sooner or later - probably sooner