Freidrich von der Decken

When it comes to leeches, I always think of Blackadder...

well I am out of hospital now lets see what I can do

Can I interest you in a Russian Naval job, there is real progress in R&D at the moment, the Sailing Canoe should be a winner.

check your PM's

Ty, great, do you want the one man or two man version?

I want the don't sink version please

ah, some people are just so fussy

Next he'll be wanting one with working guns too

It has guns!

Yes, guns are included, with corks at no extra cost, although we are having a few problems when the string gets wet.

soooo I am quietly packing my stuff in the barracks in the anticipated move to Moscow when there is a knock at the door and the duty Sgt informs me there is a Lady to see me!

Overcoming my surprise I head to the guard house to find my beloved Charlotte von Huten waiting for me and a tad upset that I have not written or contacted her since I have been back!

In my defence I have asked Richard about her but received no response and thought her left to G2!

what to do now when I inform her that my fortune was stolen and I am about to head to Moscow !

Hey if you wanted things to go smoothly you shouldn't have joined G7

Jason wrote:Hey if you wanted things to go smoothly you shouldn't have joined G7

Or the Russian Navy

well its going to be interesting as she is listed as a lady in waiting to Her Highness the Kaiserin! I also own a mansion outside Berlin..... which by my reckoning should have gone as I have paid no upkeep on it!

Kingmaker wrote:well its going to be interesting as she is listed as a lady in waiting to Her Highness the Kaiserin!  I also own a mansion outside Berlin..... which by my reckoning should have gone as I have paid no upkeep on it!

Ok so you have to inform your Lady that you you want he to leave civilization for a barbaric, asiatic backwater but it could be worse at least its not Scotland

As a Junker having your estate running on mortgages and credit is perfectly normal and you should treat mere merchants and other common types wanting payment with due contempt.

But could your unpaid bills be a reason for pet napping and the like in your life? Who have your debts been sold too and how keen are they too collect? Found any black spots with your stack of final demands?

no I suspect the pet napping is down to some woman's husband who I met on a coach to Berlin and she wanted to buy him I refused, she left saying this is not the last you will hear of this my husband is a powerful man!

Moscow a backwater and barbaric.... really where do you get that idea from.....

Come to Moscow City of a thousand adventures, you probably won't get killed.

J Flower wrote:Come to Moscow City of a thousand adventures, you probably won't get killed.

Kingmaker wrote:

J Flower wrote:Come to Moscow City of a thousand adventures, you probably won't get killed.

Look on the bright side Moscow can not be more unhealthy than being a scrabble character in India or China

Or a For God King & Country G7 British Isles.

Anyone have any other theories about the most unhealthy location for a Character?

news just in looks like I may be getting married!! and starting a new career....

As a hen-pecked husband?

.... sigh it looks like it,

You bring along the Hens, we'll supply the Goats.

If you want a new Job the Russian Navy is Looking for a new Swimming instructor.

Or possibly a job in the Russian ballet, although this may be a more dangerous assignment than you are used to.

Disaster strikes the Good Captain as his carrier pigeon fails to reach Mr Watts for reasons unknown   ..........