by Marshal Bombast Sat May 27, 2023 6:01 pm
The game turn arrived earlier this week with a new King of the Castle on the Honour table as the Elector of Saxony pushed the Lord President of Scotland off. There was a swap between 7th and 8th places as the Asante overtook the Rozwi.
1. First off, the stadtholder declared war on France and then wrote to the Scottish and English parliaments to see if they would join in.
The Dutch then took control of Bruges alongside Ghent and Namur.
2. While His Most Sacred Majesty partied in Budapest the imperial armies overran Paris, leaving only the Bastille untaken, while His Most Christian Majesty promptly left the area.
The English ambassador left with him no doubt so any letters from England could still be passed directly to the King.
King Louis’ son tried to rally French troops to the defence of France but found the situation so taxing he had to lie down afterwards.
3. Admiral Salcedo and his fleet again tried to take the port of Ndar, successfully breaking the chain boom. The cannonade eventually breached the port’s walls before running into powder issues.
4. Great Frigates of the Committee to save South America engaged with Spanish merchants and corvettes with limited success.
5. England parliament saw more veiled threats made against another nation but still no idea who, what, why, where or when.
6. Meanwhile Scotland’s parliament seemed content to recognise crown Prince William George as King William’s heir. Perhaps the size of the diaper bill caused the Lord Treasurer to hand in his notice after many years of service.
7. 10 men purporting to be from the Dutch navy arrived in Flanders offering to sell the Viceroy details of the Dutch navy as of 2 years ago? Must have been a long walk to get to Brussels?
8. The Grand Dauphin bribed the Wurtemburg Army to leave Strassburg in his capable hands, which they promptly did, before imperial forces moved on to Freiburg.
9. A welcome new section has appeared in the paper summarising notable army movements. Perhaps a precursor of the modern-day traffic news.
A new rule regarding lightly laden swallows merchant liners has been published.
10. The Elector of Hanover, arrived in Berlin after dealing with urgent matters of state which had delayed him.
This was in time to see the King announce a new award of the Iron Cross be created for all ranks. His Majesty then went on to gift elaborately decorated swords to his distinguished guests.
11. Berlin and Leipzig saw announcements to the re-establishment of the Fruitbearing Society, by the Elector of Saxony, to promote literature and scholarship.
12. Kolberg saw the King of Poland board a Dutch ship of war before sailing to Danzig.
13. In a continuation of new orders & awards being established this month, Moscow saw the Tsar create the Order of St. Ekaterina, with his wife as the first to be awarded the order as its Head.
14. Tuscany re-established her convoy route to include Genoa, though this probably didn’t help with the return of stolen cattle herds, nor the new diplomatic links with Venice.
Venice meanwhile was consumed by the opening of an art gallery to display many famous works from the Ducal collection.
15. His Holiness was seen to be disappointed with Spain for wanting more grain and not re-establishing the Spanish Inquisition. In fact Rome said Spain should provide them with grain in future should the need arise.
16. Accra reported that Thomas Wood, the paper’s prolific letter writer, was very uneasy at reports of cannibalism. Perhaps the famine was more widespread than originally thought?
Kumasi saw the Asanthene take on a new a greater title of Akanthene, to show his control of a larger area of land. This was followed by feasting, sacrifice and tax reductions for all Akan peoples.
This was only overshadowed by the rinderpest disease, though the local Nsumankwaamu instigated a livestock segregation to protect the healthy herds. Unfortunately, this was too late to stop the spread to the Akwamu.