by Marshal Bombast Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:13 pm
The turn arrived earlier today with no changes on the Honour table, though I still don’t know why the Elector of Saxony is on there twice. Not that I’m sure a turn’s order would be worth finding out.
1. Madrid saw alleged Italian assassins accused of plotting against His Holiness in Rome, attacked by a mob in the street. The men of the mob were quickly apprehended, though the woman seems to have escaped custody.
Spain committed to leaving the slave trade by end of 1706.
2. France thinks it’s no longer at war with anyone. Having said that French forces entered the Dutch? Town of Namur, with great pomp and ceremony.
France seems to have solved her timber crisis in case she needs more ships.
France appears to be making conciliatory overtures to Rome and promising recognition if Rome would be forgiving.
3. Austrian Hussars found millions of Spanish coins laying by the roadside and took the haul for themselves, before continuing into Bayonne and burning the port down.
Nearby rural French inhabitants no doubt heard about the treasure as they charged into the town to grab their share of the booty, just as other French militias were disbanding. The Hussars left, we assume with their treasure. Laden with their treasure I wonder what their land speed velocity is now?
4. The Duchy of Lorraine closed the Flanders Embassy because the ambassador was breaking with the rules of hospitality and casting repeated aspersions on a noted person who holds a lot of influence there apparently.
5. Various gifts, services, speeches and feasts were held across Europe. Most notable of which was the visit by The Lord God Dolphin to the Asante embassy where they all shared a pot of tea.
It would appear that the Tsar has been sleeping in Church too much, as he celebrated Christ’s birth a month early. Maybe he forgot to tell the Patriarch that Christmas should be celebrated when the rest of Europe does, or could it be the influence of his loving wife?
6. Sweden said she was resting her armies from the battles in France and would rejoin if France and The HRE couldn’t trust each other just enough to sign some sort of peace treaty. Sweden promised if they rejoined battle then they would perform significantly better than they had so far. I wonder if they’ve spent the contents of the French treasury they previously captured and are eager to claim this years?
7. The Hague saw another treaty published on behalf of France, though I thought that the presenting noble had been relieved of diplomatic duties at the peace talks or have I misremembered an earlier newspaper article. Maybe it’s the translation department again, or could it have been a dream one Sunday?
8. Antwerp saw Spain buy 3,000,000 shares of the HWIC compared to King William’s 3 nations who snapped up 150,000 shares and retained ownership of the company. This shows why the Dutch and English are the world’s leading traders and the Scots are known for their thrift.
9. Regensburg saw discussion around whether Spain could sell Brabant, Flanders and Luxembourg to France, as Spain was enfeoffed these lands from Austria. A vote was then tabled in 3 months time on whether the French representative could address the Reichstag again until Austria had signed a peace treaty with France which protected the Holy Roman Empire.
10. Savoy made it clear foreign troops are not welcome to cross her territory, while His Most Sacred Majesty made clear to the Venetian ambassador that many years ago the Doge gave permission for Austria to move troops across Venice.
11. Milan saw French troops try to break down the door of a castle, which didn’t budge. Meanwhile Spain occupied Milanese defences and started building a citadel.
12. The Asante gave out food that arrived too late to defeat their famine, and tried to reach a diplomatic solution to a union of all Akan speakers to appease the gods who had sent the famine.
13. French Corsairs have taken the Hispaniola out of Spanish administration when their dragoons covered the whole island.
14. Moghul India has put the tax on her nobles up to tackle the national debt, while the Dutch were more interested in how much the Moghul Empire was going to invest in cotton.
15. Edo saw the return of our hero to meet with his uncle. After regaling his tale and the innocence of his beautiful new love Yoshimune was sent north to find another beauty who was causing trouble.
Other country folk volunteered to move to a nearby island in search of a better life, but this greatly displeased the nobility who were losing the volunteers from working the land they left.